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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 5
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Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 12:21:15 +1000
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R: Yo, Martin. My man. We cool again?

M: Did you pick up your wire transfer yet? Like I told you, I pay real
money for friends. Not ass pennies.

R: Yeah, I got it. pHanks. What's an ass penny?

M: I've told you too much as it is. You're not going to grass on me,
are you?

R: Fuck, no, man. Yoo don't squeal on the Jedi, keep the money coming
in like clockwork - hell, I'm gonna be the best friend you EVER had!

M: Well. I hope I can count on you. I sure as hell can't count on any
of those damn pedobasix and pedomorte puds. Even my ball-bearings
fanboi took a fucking powder and it's a weekend night!

R: Oh, yoo mean Khavleen? He'll be back. Chill.

M: What the fuck is up with these stalkers? I'm old school, but shit.
You don't just walk off like this and not take your spank.

R: Well, bro, the guy might be havin' a LIFE or somethin'.

M: Fuck you, Raymond. The guy has a regular job, he should put in his
hours, take his ass home, and be online every night at 6. Not making
me wait around all fucking day and night.

R: Yo, man, yoo take this shit WAY too serious.

M: Damn it, I posted from airports and internet cafes all over Europe,
Christmas of '99, when the cod hole thought she could slack off and
get the last word in. Bitch. Then the ho went to some island for a
week and didn't post once. Now back in the old days, Boursey would
post like a mofo. I never had to wait around on him. HE was a fan boi.

R: Yo, maybe he didn't have no job.

M: Fuckin' A. I copped his ass until he was home and online 24/7. Why
these assholes need to go to work? Because they feel important on the
job. Once they leave the office, they're spankards.

R: Ker-rist! What if they workin' for money, bro?

M: No, grasshopper. An SE is the way to make money. Something you know
and they don't. I been fired from every job I ever had but I can
honestly say no job ever kept me from my responsibilities on the net.

R: What yoo get fired for?

M: Stupid shit with NO PROOF. Never any PROOF. Hitting on bitches in
the reception room, the parking lot, the staff meeting rooms - they
fucking loved it, all bitches do. They took my money and went whining
to the Human Resources. Course they should have just called the cops
but with NO PROOF, they couldn't.

R: Damn. This happen more'n once?

M: Happened everywhere I worked, TIAC, XCOM, even the fucking Boston
Computer Society. These hoes were HOT for me. They wanted me BAD.

R: And then they ratted yoo out?

M: Lying bitches. Yeah, sure, it's more cost efficient for a big
company to pay me a year of severance than let one of 'em make a
sexual harassment complaint. Even then, they don't shut up.

R: Damn. So yoo paid em and they narc'd?

M: Yeah. So you see, you don't need to work cause a good SE will keep
you in hoes, donuts, and coke. Working for some company, a
ball-bearings company, and putting that before usenet - well, all I
can say is that's some screwed up priorities.

R: Man, yoo know, I got expenses. The Jedi can't be advancin into the
era of Rikinomics on dose bread crumbs yoo been throwin' my way. So
what about that contract yoo said yoo was gonna get for me?



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pH1