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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 7
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Date: Sun, 25 Feb 2001 16:42:30 +1000
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R: Yo, man. Yoo wrote the letter to Vampz yet?

M: I'm trying. Where's BuZZard?

R: Yo, I dunno. He prolly popped some pills and fell over his
poop-stick again.

M: What?

R: What I said, d00d. Now bout this letter. I know yoo understand the
mysteries of wimmens now that I splained it all to yoo . . . just
gotta find that sploit and root . . . an' Rikijo is the Jedi of Ro0t!
Ain't no chick's firewall could stealth the Jedi if yoo get my
meaning.

<raps> Ooh boy I love you so, never-ever-ever-ever gonna let you go!

M: Naw, man, that's all fucked up. She's classy and educated. This is
more what she'd be into, check out Barry Manilow here, all the
sophisticated ladies like this shit.

*sings to the tune of "Mandy"*

Oh Vampi
You came to AHM and gave without taking
And I drove you away
Oh Vampi
You dissed me and I'll forgive you
Cause I need you toDAY
Oh VAMPI!!!!!

<glass shatters across monitors>

R: What the FUCK?

M: Um, sorry, just got a little carried away there. Good thing I got a
network here - I knew I'd need these toys someday.

R: Ah, good for yoo I got a bunch of craxored accounts and errrrrr,
borrowed hardware. I think yoo blew out my Soundblaster.

M: So I'll buy you another one. Ass pennies. What do you think, will
she like that?

R: <on floor laughing> No! That shit's older'n I am! She ain't gonna
like that noise. Try somethin' a little more dark, more errr, YOO
know, Gotham City-

M: Gothic? Is that the word you're searching for, Raymond?

R: Yo! Gothic!

M: Hmmm . . . how's this?

<M does Britney>

Oh Vampi Vampi
How was I supposed to know
My SE wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I should have let you know
Ossifer's out of sight, yeah
Show me how ya want me to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I do believe
If you don't like me, I'll lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me Vampi one more time

Oh Vampi Vampi
The reason I post is you
The PUDs have got you blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how ya want me to be
Tell me Vampi 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Obesity is killing me
I'll give up donuts if you'll believe
Give me a sign
Hit me Vampi one more time

M: <wipes tears> Straight from the heart, man.. How could any chick
not love that?

R: SNARF!!!

M: This time tomorrow, she'll be mine-all-mine. Yes. Say goodbye,
Pedomorte. The girl is MINE!


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pH1