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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 9
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Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 12:53:41 +1000
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M: Where is that boy? 2030 hours and nowhere in sight. I paid him out
the ass and I should've just sent him to a fucking obediance school.
L@@mer newbie!!

My fanboi Kevvie's gone, Diaper Boy's back and my cod hole
website is four-oh-four. I spent half the day grepping Deja for dirt
and nobody appreciates it . . . Ah-HAH! Who's this!! It's an AHM
regular! A serious on-topic poster! Finally I can have an intelligent
conversation with someone!

AHMRegular: Oh, shit. I was supposed to be in invisible mode.

M: Hello! How are you this fine Sunday, my man? You having a nice
weekend?

AHMR: I was.

M: Yeah, me too. Just got back from having the boat out for the
weekend with my friends.

AHMR: Then somebody's forging you on the group.

M: <nervous giggle> Did I say I just got back? I meant back online.
The boat was LAST weekend.

AHMR: Getting late, I need to be on my way.

M: Okay! Sure! Really nice talking to you, man, and don't you worry, I
am on YOUR side! I'll get those damned net abusers, stalkers and pedos
out of your group. I have an alogorithm crunching numbers right now.

AHMR: Why don't you just take your shit somewhere else? To be honest,
YOU are the one stinking up the group. And some of us do NOT
appreciate it.

M: Huh? What? It's Kittrie!

AHMR: She doesn't post.

M: It's Stalker Boi Kevvie!

AHMR: He's a reg.

M: It's Diaper Boy, damn it!

AHMR: Watch your mouth about Mad. Just take your shit somewhere else.
We don't like your kind, and hey, supergeek? You really, really don't
want to fuck with us.

M: What? I didn't do anything! It wasn't me! I didn't do a-

AHMR: Goodbye, stalking pussy. You're too lazy to run, and too fat to
hide. Better find a different group to use for your personal toilet.
<spit>

M: Where'd he go? I'll be damned! Another joe-job-

R: Yo, whassup, my man?

M: Ray! Where the hell you been?

R: Uh, havin' a LIFE, dude

M: Well, no time for that shit, it'll be there when the PUD_RADAR is
finished and my name is cleared. We're making good progress. Now's no
time for slacking.

R: Erm. What yoo say, progress?

M: Yeah, I was just talking to err .. an AHM reg, and he said we're
doing a great job getting rid of the trolls and abusers. The group is
on OUR side, Ray!

R: Man, I dunno 'bout none of dat. I DO know the Jedi gots expenses
and cash flow ain't no way near keepin' up.

M: Fuck! You know you can't bail. We're in this together.

R: Well, like I tole yoo, the cost of hangin' out wit yoo keeps goin'
up. Yoo axe like a fool and done EMbar-ress me, man.

M: What the fuck?

R: Yo, I knows The Jedi is a bad boy. The baddest mofo around, the one
puts MALISHUSH in between da alt and da hackers. But you go writin'
some LONG assed 'splanation of shit ain't nobody care about, how joo
think that make yoo look?

M: I don't understand. It was a good explanation. It had PROOF of net
abuse.

R: No, man, it make yoo look like a puss. Dat's all. More yoo be
cryin' bout dat shit, more guilty yoo looks.

M: How's that, Raymond?

R: I done learnt my lesson 'bout dat shit long ago. Just be cool and
peeple forgets it. Yoo keep on chewin' on it like a dog wit a bone,
looks like yoo really is having some Eternity.

M: Eternity?

R: Yo, OBSESSION, dat's what I meant. Got the purty smells mixed up.
Mah ladies keep da Jedi in quality for-ay-grantzes.

M: You're late. We need to talk about strategy.

R: I be lissenin'.

M: I know a way to turn this shit around, but I'm gonna need your
help. And I'll have to munge the data, but as you know and I always
say, I'm the King. I can do it. Vampi, Stalker Kevvie, Cod Hole,
Diaper Boy - all about to be equalized. Here's the plan .........



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pH1