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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 10
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Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 13:57:17 +1000
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M: It was Diaper Boy. He's the Ossifer. That's the plan. Fucking
brilliant if I say so myself. And I do say so. <preens>

R: Muhahahahahaha!

M: It's perfect. He could have an -M in his .sig. He's not connected
like I am, and who knows, he might even admit it just to troll the
bitch into skitz-o-freenia!

R: Yo, Martin. My man. Riki don' think dat shit gonna play--

M: Raymond, you are a PAID ass kisser. Learn your role, bitch.

R: Fuck joo! Keep yo ass pennies! I ain't gotta tolerate no dis like
dat from yoo - yo big ass mo' trouble to me than the nickels and dimes
yoo ben throwin' my way. Just don' yoo evah fo-get, yoo is a yoo-ess
citizen and Rikijo is a undercovah agent of the law with immunity --
AND nuff true confessions from yoo to ---

M: Ray, Ray. I was just fuckin' with ya. Chill out, man.

R: No, motherfucker. Yoo called me BITCH. You best be eatin those
words like they fuckin' chocolate Ee-clairs NOW!!

M: I'm sorry, bro. Really. You're the man, Ray. You're the Jedi. I'm
just bummed cause Vampi laughed at my song. But you rock, dude.

R: A-hem. Know yerr role, Professor Chunky-Butt.

M: Now hold up a minute here, boy, I'm not Sherman Klump--

R: You so fuckin' fat yoo could be his twin brother. IF a cheap ass
like yoo---

M: You need more money? No problem. Consider it done. Now . . . . can
we analyze the data?

R: Analyze a-WAY Dough<cough>

M: Hrmph. Preliminary results of the PUD_RADAR. Less than 30% of the
trolls have Windows 95 or higher. That narrows it down to Spooge, Cod
Hole and Diaper Boy. Those three have many many socks. Enough to make
up almost a THIRD of the offenders. Questions?

R: Uh---

M: Good. Win2K, 35%. That's my fan boi Kevvie. HIS socks alone are the
second third of the enemy forces!

R: Khavleen don' use no socks, man.

M: He's Meat-->Plow. And Meowarishi. And Emperor APDD. And Ghoul. And
Flagg. The DATA never lies. Oh man, the AHM regs are gonna LOVE this!
They'll worship me!

R: What the fuck, yoo ain't got NO way to back this shit up.

M: I think it's pretty cool, actually. But this is what you get when
you match up pedo lovers against real engineers and people in AHM who
are trying to learn things about how it all works..novel ideas that
serve to educate those participating. In all honesty, I already can
pretty much match the socks with their daddys, but I thought it
would be educational to AHM'ers to use a more scientific
approach.

R: Yo! Too many BIG WORDS!

M: And when they say HAIL HANNIGAN on AHM, this is what I'll say:

Thanks! ;) Most people like me in person, and people who rub me the
wrong way, and it takes MORE than usenet to do that, don't.

R: Jedihahahahhahahaha!


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pH1