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From: pHant <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious
Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 11
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Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 14:28:30 +1000
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M: Hey, B.O. Like you to meet a close friend of mine! <whispers> THIS
is exciting. Mind your manners with this lady, dude.

R: Don' see no lady - jus' a fatass ole bitch starin' at Mr. Big here
<grabs crotch>

M: <whisper> Knock it off, NOW.

BO: Marty! How wonderful to see you! Who's your young friend here?
<drools>

M: Becky, I'd like you to meet Rikijo, a very special friend of mine.
Ray, this is BO, a sys admin and a real player in the Big 8 groups.

R: Yuh.

BO: Ricky? Or is it Ray? My, what a handsome devil you are. How old
are you?

R: Um, 19. <kicks dirt>

BO: *sigh* I'm 52. And you're a stud puppy <winks>

M: Ah, BO. Got a little business I need to discuss with you.

BO: Don't tell me, let me guess. It's the "Ossifer" thing again.

R: Yo, da ole lady ain't stupid!

BO: I'm a published author, hot stuff. Anyone who flames me on usenet
is just jealous of my writing and THAT is a fact.

M: So BO-

BO: Yes, Marty. I had an email from Boursey a few months ago. Just
thought I'd drop his name while I was thinking of it. What is it, the
old stalking posts again?

M: Yes. It's a joe job. The whole newsgroup alt.hackers.malicious is
against me, except for this ONE righteous dude that has the balls to
see the truth -

BO: Mmmmm................ <squints at R's crotch> uh-huh, just like
the old remailer. HUGE CAJONES!!!

R: <mutters> I need to be going.

M: No, you DON'T. BO, I might need to call in a favor with you on
this.

BO: Well . . . maybe we could work out an exchange <winks at R> . . .
I've been stalked many times, by just about every guy on the net. They
don't tell me in email they're married, or they just get the wrong
idea about me.......... they think all writers are bodice-ripping
lust-filled sluts who can't EVER get enough. <smiles seductively at
R.>

M: So, BO, can you help me out? I want to get over with these people
and nothing is working out!

BO: Sure thing, Marty. See, I know it was just a MIND FUCK and <looks
enticingly at R> ha ha, you sneaky little sex toy, I know the effect
dirty talk from an older, experienced woman has on a young boy. But
Marty, you really shouldn't have posted the threats and shit. Even if
you did NOTHING in real life, and I don't think you did, sweetheart,
you should have kept all that crap about the straight razor and her
coochie to yourself, dear. I know it was a shaving fantasy, but not
everyone realizes it and--

R: Yo, what's this shit about a straight razor and the chick's
coochie?

BO: That's something I fantasize about, too. I've never even had a
bikini wax so it could take a weed whacker for me, but hey, I'm open
for a little experimentation.

M: Will you PLEASE help me out here?

BO: If you'll <nudge, wink> help ME out, I will.

R: I WANT MY MAMA!!!!



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pH1