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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 13
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Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 16:19:16 +1000
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M: So like I said, matching up the trolls by operating systems is just
a scientific approach to sock puppets. But I don't plan to put a
patent on it, not now, anyway. Maybe later.

B: I gueZZ I just don't see how knowin' who gotZ WindoZe 95 or higher
matcheZ up the trollZ to their dicksockZ.

R: Yo, man. What if da trollz was to change newsreaders with they
dicksocks?

M: You mean, if a troll used Agent 1.8 most of the time, and socky one
switched to XNews and socky two to OE?

R: Yeah, what you said.

M: Well, the data would be compromised. It would be useless. But you
give those dumbfucks too much credit.

B: The BuZZard thinks dat's da TROOF. If the trollZ changed serverZ,
it might work but they use only hated serverZ.

M: Are you sure? None of them has an ISP I don't know about. Do they?

R: Yo, they just take da free shell accounts. Bwahahahahaha!

B: I would too if I could get one. I would be HONORED to take one but
itZ "invitation only."

R: Yo, Vinny! Where the fuck you been, bro?

V: Hey, dudes.

B: Mi CARO!

M: Vinny! What the hell happened to you?

V: I got netcopped. But I was tired of that ISP anyway, so it's cool.
<whispers to BuZZ> Get off me! Marconi!

R: Bout time yoo got yer ass back. We be needin' some help wit the
trolls and PUDS and whatnot.

M: That's right, Vinny. We need another officer in the battle for AHM.
What do you say, man?

V: I dunno . . . I kinda missed the trolls when I was copped. They
ain't so bad. I miss Khavthleen.

R: What the fuck? They stalkers!

M: What the fuck? They pedos!

B: What the fuck? They trollZ!

V: I miss Vampi.

B: I miss her, too. Damn, it's a pain that don't go away.

R: She still LUVs me, I jest know she do.

M: How can we get her back? I'll do anything. Money is no object.

V: No fun around here without her. Sing with me, brothers.

V, M, R, B: Mmmmmmm . . . . .

<Sex Pistols>

Right, here we go now
A creative writing lecture
A bit of psychology
A bit of neurology
A bit of fuckology
No fun
No fun, no Vampi, no fun
No fun, no Vampi, no fun
No fun to hang around feeling that same old way
No fun to hang around freaked out for another day
No fun, no Vampi, no fun
No fun, no Vampi, no fun
No fun to be alone and by ourselves
No fun to be hangin' out with anybody else
Well, maybe go out
Maybe stay home
Maybe call mom on the phone
Well, come on...
No fun to be alone Hang on Vampi, don't let me go
No fun to be alone

V: That's it for me, guys. Be seein' ya.

R: Whoa, hold up, dude. We got MALISHUSH plans.

M: Name your price!

V: I can't, it ain't happenin' without Vampi. Later, dudes.

<exit V>

M: Fuck this, I can't get that girl out of my mind. I WILL find a way
to get her back from Pedomorte.

R: Yoo keep sayin'.

M: Help me. I beg you, Rikijo. I want her BACK.

R: Back? She nevah luv JOO. Jus' the Jedi.

M: <sings Meat Loaf> I would do ANYTHING for Vampi.

R: <whispers>

M: <MeatLoaf> Anything for Vampi . . . but I won't do THAT!

R: <whispers>

M: What the fuck? I WILL DO THAT!


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pH1