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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Logs 14
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Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 17:56:15 +1000
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R: Fuck this shit, man. You think anybody gonna b'leev we done
changed?

M: We're just trolling, Ray. And we can out-troll those Pedomorte PUDs
any day of the week.

B: Yo, I got to wear this bird costume? The BuZZard don't like all
these feathers.

M: Do it by the book, man. Old school trolling. We start out all
innocent ---

R: But Sesame Street? Dat be goin' too far. Ain't NO malishush bout
dat.

M: Just observe the King of Trolls in action. You think I like wearing
this white hat?

R: It ain't JOO. Da black hat be the one fo yo fat head.

M: Just shut up, Ray. Do what I say, sing when I tell you to, dance
when I say dance and don't fuck this up!

<clears throat> Good morning, Spooge.
Good morning, Kevin. Good morning, Matthew. Good morning to YOU,
Vampi..............................................................................
..........................................................................................

B: <sigh> No answer. Not a word.

M: <mutters> Be patient. See, they think all their bases are belong to
us. We gotta act like we're not enemies. And since they LOVE tea
parties and socializing, they can't resist.

B: Morning, Mr. Kevin Fries.

KF: Piss off, asshole.

R: Yo, mornin' to you, Emperor!

E: Get the fuck outta my way.

B: Howdy, Mr. Meat Plow!

MP: Shut up, lamer.

M: Morning, Emperor James! How's APDD? Tell your sister I said hello!

Gortician: I'm gonna fuckin hurl. I woke up on Planet Sesame and it's
a shitty day in the neighborhood.

M: Morning, hackers!

B: Morning, trollZ!

R: Mornin', dicksocks!

B: Morning, Ms. Kittrie!

ZK: Morning, BuZZ!

B: Hey! She answered me! This really is working!

M: Nah. She just trolls easy. But the rest will fall like dominoes
once they start.

M: <Put Down The Duckie, classic Sesame Street tune>

Excuse me, Mr. BuZZ
I hate to bug a busy bird
But I want to learn to hax0r
And I need a helpful word
I always get a BSOD
When I send out a little ping

BuZZ: Marty, keep your cool
I'll teach ya how to do the hacks
I think I dig your problem
It's givin' out fake SPNAKs
You'll never find the skill you seek
Till you pay your dues

You gotta put down the socky
Put down the socky
Put down the socky
Yeah, you gotta leave the socks alone
You gotta put down the socky
Put down the socky
Put down the socky
If you wanna play with trollZ on AHM!

R: Yo, he don' hear a word yoo said
He gotta get it through dat head
Don' be jest talkin' da talk
Man, get ridda dat dicksock
Yo, I learn a thing or two
From hackin with my crew
Can't find no sploit, know which one to pick
When you got something else on yo dick
To be a |33t hax0r
Yoo gonna have to face the fax!

You gotta put down da socky
Put down da socky
Put down da socky
Yeah, you gotta leave da socks alone
You gotta put down da socky
Put down da socky
Put DOWN dat Ossifer
And we get Vampz t' come back home!

B: Don't have to put it on a train
Don't have to wash it down the drain
Don't have to lock it in a drawer
Don't have to shove it out the door
Don't have to stuff it in your pocket
Or send it flyin' in a rocket!
Don't have to get it out of town!
Marty, put the fucker down!

You gotta put down the socky
Put down the socky
Put down the socky
Yeah, you gotta leave Pedomorte alone
You gotta put down the socky
Put down the socky
Put DOWN that socky
And Vampi, yeah, she come back home


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pH1