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From: pHant <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious
Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 16
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Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 13:57:48 +1000
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M: Boo-hoo-hoo! Waaah! This whole ocean couldn't hold my tears . . . .
<sniff> . . . here I am, all alone again, nothing but my boat, my
laptop and a piece of crap ship-to-shore---

B: Yo, Marty! IZZat joo?!

M: Buzz??? What are you doing out here in the bay?

B: I just takin' MiZZ BuZZard out fer a mornin' cruise, thought I
heard the word "shit" and was gonna do the friendly neighborly thing.
Yo - here's the poop-stick, my man!

M: <gag> No, thank you, man. I don't need it.

B: Iz you sure about dat? It savez money on the water bill!

M: I don't need to save money. What I need is to save FACE.

B: Aww, you fine with me, man. You can even have one of my two fishing
poles! Which one? The pink one or the polka-dotz?

M: Buzz, please listen to me. Somehow, I've lost my credibility on the
net. Not with anyone who MATTERS but still, I like to keep my
spankards in line and the white hats and good hackers in my pocket.

B: Ho ho ho! Fuck, I sound just like Santa CLAWZ! LOL!

M: Are you high?

B: LOL! I was wonderin' which one is the BuZZard - I got a fishin' hat
but it ain't white. I hadda use it to clean the poop-stick wit'. And I
ain't no hacker - so - which group am I in?

M: <mutters> The nobody who matters group.

B: What was that, man? I can't hear joo coz the volume on my AM radio
is stuck!

M: I said, Buzzard, you got any connections at ALL?

B: Yo, pick joor poison! I can score damn near anything you wantz!

M: NO, I meant connections with the powers that be on the net. I meant
do you know any admins, you got anyone you can call in a favor with
and UDP a usenet group for me? I'll pay you ANY amount of money if you
can help me with this.

B: Yo, the BuZZard wishez he had connections like that, but all I
got's my 1963 boat here and GTE access. Oh, and my poop-stick -
shizit, why didn't I ever patent the poop-stick? I'd be a
ZZZillionaire!!!

M: Fuck. Unbelievable. Will you at least tell Rikijo and the rest of
the group that you saw me here and I really am in Florida?

B: Well, by the BuZZard's GSP and ESP, you ain't IN Florida . . . you
in international waterZ so . . . . sorry, can't help ya out there.

<TIDAL WAVE ------- WUSS OVERBOARD>


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