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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 20
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Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 14:27:23 +1000
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M: Home sweet home! I don't remember half the shit that happened on
the way back and I don't WANT to remember! Pirates and Diaper Boy and
--

<RRRRRING>

M: Hehehe, maybe it's Kavthleen............. Hello?

O: Collect call from Oshawa. Caller says he has server logs and
advises you not to fuck with him, sir.

M: <sigh>: I have no time for this today. I'm too busy with my
censorsh-- usenet abuse tracking and filtering system.

O: Will you accept the call? Party says "joo don' fuck wit Rikijo."

M: I'll call him back, operator.

O: Thank you. Have a nice day. Watch your back. <CLICK>

M: Hehehehe ...... <finds dark gray hat and tries to cover massive,
bulging, bald, flakey scalp with it> My old white hat ... damn, it
feels good to be in control again! My luck has turned! Shit, I'll bet
I could even get my old job back .......... Operator? Put me through
to Parrot.net.

PN: May I help you?

M: Yeah. Put Roger on the phone.

R: Marty? I know it's you. All of New England can hear you wheezing.

M: Hey, now, Rog. Is that any way to --

R: What do you want, turd?

M: <fake laugh> Yo, Rog - I was just gonna clue you in on a recent
idea I had for some filtering software that has a DEFINATE market!

R: Ewww........... eerily reminiscent of your dating days. "Hey,
little girl .......... <wheeze>....... want some candy?".........
"Nah, thanks anyway, Marty."

M: No need to bring that old shit up again. Harumph.

R: So who are you harassing these days?

M: No one! And there is NO PROOF!

R: Well, in your defense, you're too overweight to fuck 'em anyways.

M: Shut UP!

R: <turns speakerphone on>: If you're listening, ladies, you don't
have to keep turning Marty down. Go into his
apartment, get him to lie down in bed, and then make off
with his computer. It'll take him a half hour to get back up
out of bed, and the world will be a much better
place for it.

M: Fuck YOU, parrot brain! I was going to clue you to a revolutionary
new filtering system which stops abuse at the server level.

R: Oh! You're going to cut off your right hand? What happened,
Mahhhh-teee, you learned to jerk off with the left?

M: No, no, be serious, man. It's a totally new concept that--

R: I know about your latest scheme in policy. What's new about
censorship? Clue me in, please.

M: It's NOT censor-

R: That's exactly what is is. I want no part of it, and no
self-respecting admin will, either.

M: There IS interest -

R: In watching a freak show? Anything NEW you'd like to share,
Mahhh-teee?

M: Well, Rog, we go back a long way. I was wondering - it would help
my position if --

R: If you had a job? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --

M: <CLICK> ......... Fuck! I can do better, fuck that noise ........
T, T as in TIAC, T as in Tim ....... hello?

O: Collect call from the Jedi of Ro0t.

M: Not now!

O: Caller asks that you accept the charges, mofucker.

M: I said I'd call him back. <throws phone> Shit! Ten minutes wasted
on the phone is ten minutes I couldda been harassing people on the
net! <powers up> WHOA! What the hell? Is the DSL fucked up or what?
Something is --- what the FUCK?

MONITOR DISPLAY:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

SURRENDER, FATASS!


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pH1