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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 23
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Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 17:27:58 +1000
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M: Whoa! This CANNOT be happening to me! <grabs phone> 9-1-1........
Officer? Officer! I need to report a crime! I am a STALKING VICTIM!!!

PO: Your name, sir? ........ your address ...........why do you think
you're being stalked?

M: Because I keep getting COLLECT CALLS from someone in another
country!

PO: So you don't have a telephone number for the perp?

M: <squints at caller ID> Pay phones. Always pay phones.

PO: Always? How many calls? When did they start?

M: Uh......uh .......five calls. Five calls SO FAR! Started a little
over an hour ago.

PO: Hmmm .........any idea how the perp got your number? Is it someone
you know?

M: <sobs> Yes, I know him! It's the Jedi of Ro0t! I gave him my phone
number! I told him to call me!

PO: You gave this Jedi person your phone number, and now you're
complaining because he tried to call.

M: You don't understand! There is no proof! NO PROOF!

PO: Has this person approached you in meat space?

M: No! He lives in Canada.

PO: Has he threatened you in ANY way?

M: No. Well, he did tell me to pay up the money I owe him.

PO: Hmm. So you owe him money. How MUCH money?

M: Well, you see it depends on how many trolls are busted and whether
or not server logs have been munged and ---

PO: Sir. Do you know the penalties for reporting a FALSE CRIME?

M: It's a real crime! Boo-hoo-hoo! I'm a VICTIM! A stalking victim!
Why don't you believe me?

PO: My advice to you is this. Do NOT call this office again. People
like you make real stalking complaints all the more difficult to
investigate. We have your phone number on file. ONE more call and you
are subject to penalties under state law ---

M: You don't understand! The boogie ma - I mean, Rikijo - really IS
stalking me!

PO: Good day, sir. Don't give your phone number to bill collectors
named Ricky Joe. And DO NOT call us again. <CLICK>

M: <sobbing inconsolably> Now what? NOW WHAT? I need a stalking
support group! Waaaaah! I need more Cajun pudding! HELP ME,
SOMEBODY!!!


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pH1