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From: pHant <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious
Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 28
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Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 15:46:15 +1000
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R: <walks into Airport Security, smiling and high-fiving security
officers> Yo! The Jedi is in da house! My brother officers, pHank yoo
for this opp-o-tunity!

AS: You're quite welcome, sir. You're a credit to undercover
intelligence operatives.

<glances from R to door> Think it's time for my coffee break,
so if you'll excuse me --

R: Sho.

M: NO! You can't leave me here with him.

AS: <closes door on way out> Might be some things you're better off
NOT seeing. This might be one of 'em. <whistles>

R: So - what yoo got to say for yo-self?

M: About WHAT, Raymond?

R: Tryin' to 'void the Jedi and go on yo way, fergittin' all about the
deal we done made. Givin' me yo fone numbah and tellin' me to call,
den reportin' it when ah DO. Tellin' that KILL COURTNEY LOVE dude I
was hor-rassin' yoo.

M: <nervous giggle> Who, me?

R: YOO. That do fo a start.

M: Raymond. YHBT.

R: What the FUCK-

M: That means, you have been trolled. By everyone except me. I'm the
ONLY one who has told you the truth from day one.

R: Yo, you dint keep yer promises about payday is ONE thing.

M: I had a little cash flow problem. All taken care of now, and as
soon as I get up, I'm going to the ABM and withdraw some cash for you.

R: <smiles> Dat what I want to hear. BUT jest one thang. Is yoo tellin
me da troof or is yoo tellin me what I wants to hear?

M: It's the truth! I swear it! <sniffs and gags> What the fuck is that
putrid, horrible---

B: <pushes door open with poop-stick> Aha! I knew I find joo soonah or
later! Yo, Riki! What joo be doin' here, bro?

R: Co-lec-shun.

B: Yeah, me too! I'm starting my new job today as a inveZZtigator
working for Marty! I'm gonna check out the PUDZZ and learn howta be a
online cyber-ZZoof.

M: Cybersleuth?

B: ShiZZit! Thatz the word I was lookin for. And check this out,
guyZZ. My new stainless steel poop-stick! Hadda celebrate diz special
day! I done tried it three timeZZ and it workZZ even better than the
ole wood ones!

R: Kewl!

M: <gag>

R: So what the fuck, man, are yoo really into busting pedos and
MALISHUSH hacking - or is this just a ben-detta kinda thing with yoo?
I needs to know.

M: A vendetta? Me?

R: Well, it seem like yoo jest be stuck on the same ole peeps and far
so I kin tell, they ain't nuthin but trolls. The trollum sucks, but it
ain't aginst da law. So what it is?

B: Yo, he do got a point <examines poop-stick> Now ya wantZZ to see a
sharp point, checkZZ out dis new stick!

M: <holds nose> I DO want to take down pedos. And I know where we can
find one. Ever heard of Richbull?

R: No. And dis betta not be sum troll.

M: Not a troll. It's for real. Stoopid?

R: Fuck JOO!

M: I wasn't calling YOU stupid, Ray---

B: Nah, wait, I hurda diz Stoopid Richard dude!

M: <smiles> Let's get out of this airport so we can have a power
meeting. This one is real. The deal of the century. The Clueless
Eternal Newbie Kook of the Century - I think. But let's get the fuck
outta here, swing by the ABM and work on some REAL strategy........



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pH1