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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 29
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Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 02:12:56 +1000
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M: <sitting in center of MiZZ BuZZard with sandbags right and left in
a struggle to counterbalance weight>: So, like I said, guys, we ALL
want the same things, right? We're in this together, just like
soldiers in a war.

B: Yo, the BuZZard agreez with this in prin-sipple but not really sure
what the fuck yoo mean.

R: The Jedi wants da cash. And MALISHUSH hacking. And pedo-busting.
Thass all I be axing fo...... less'n yoo got mo to offer. I'm
lissenin' if yoo do.

M: First things first. I want those trolls spanked off the net. We've
made a good start, but the sockpuppets and their abusive CROSSPOSTING
won't stop until they're forced to stop.

R: <laffing> How yoo plan on stoppin' dat? And what kinda shit yoo be
talkin when YOO crosspost and dicksock all da damn time yo own sef?

M: It's a different situation. I don't apply the same standards to
myself as I do to the socks and trolls. They're nobodies. I'm the
King.

B: Yo, the BuZZard sez, not all da trolls are bad. I trieZ to troll,
too, but --

M: Well, my PUD_RADAR will eliminate net abuse. We will stop the
trolls at the server level. There's a LOT of interest in my
censor--anti-abuse techniques right now. The big boys are biting hard
in policy to my tr.... truths.

R: What the hell duz dis got to do with hacking pedo sites?

M: Once I cash in on my brilliant idea, I plan to buy EVERY lolita.pee
site on the world wide web! <preens>

R: So den - yoo be da purvey-ah o'dat filth. <spit>

M: No, no, Raymond. I'll buy the sites, give you root access and you
can crack them!

R: Man, the Jedi don' play dat...........yoo tryin' to set me up to SE
yoo. First time I did craxored in, I'd be 0wned. By yoo, Chunky
Monkey. Ain't gonna happen.

M: Then help me with the PUD_RADAR. We can drive those pedos and
stalkers off the net permanently.

B: Zo, how joo figureZ?

M: I'm at LEAST as smart as Stalin -- and I have the technology!

R: Yoo BE stallin', muthafucka. Joo ain't gots one REAL pedo or
stalker t'bust.

M: But I have a long, long list, Ray. You haven't seen my latest data
and I don't have the spreadsheet with me, but the numbers are just
unbelievable!

R: Yoo mean trollum - ans yoo even say some of em is each others
dicksocks. So ain't no mission fo the Jedi, ain't no crusade, just yoo
and dat list o'folks yoo want to get rid of. Whoop-de-fuckin-doo.

M: DAMN IT! You want a real pedophile? Like I said, we can shift the
focus on Stoopid Richard and look like heroes!

B: But --

M: Butt is the word. Lots of binaries of naked children.

R: <retches> How the fuck does YOO know?

M: What?

R: Dids yoo download dem binaries?

M: No!

R: Then yoo don't know what's in 'em or not, does yoo?

M: It's all a smokescreen, Ray. A way to divert attention from the
important work of cens--- shutting up the net abusers. I'll offer some
money for his arrest and conviction - like I've done before - and the
abusers will think I'm on THEIR side. You'll see. The minute that post
hits the servers, we'll have ten new allies in our war.
Hehehehehe...... and they'll be fighting each OTHER. <evil laughter>
I'd LOVE to see those AUK idiots have a civil war over me.

R: Yo, I don' know 'bout dis.........

M: It will work. <sings> YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!!

R: Dunno, man. 'Peers you mights got a leak in yo 25.

M: What?

R: Sum body knows a lot 'bout what yoo up to. Almost like they seen
dis before and knows yo next move.

B: ShiZZit! They even know 'bout my poop-stick! Now that's scary as
fuck!

M: I got him pegged. And it's just lucky guesses.

R: I ain't so sher.

M: I'm sure. It will stop. Today. Maybe tomorrow. After all, I posted
that it needed new material and trolls are touchy about their
fucking UPA. So Ghoul, Flagg, Gortician - whoever it is - has been
spanked. We won't see him again.

B: Joo also post sum liez 'bout peeps you DID email and seZ you
didn't.

M: Well, who cares?? It's only usenet!

B: Whoa! My Mizz BuZZard is leakin'!!!

R: Stuff a tampon in her, bro.

B: No, da boat. Hey, Marty, you mindz swimmin for a while?

<SPLASH!!!>

B: Yo, I triez to give him a choice. Too late! Dis boat ain't cut out
for heavy hauls.

M: <glubgrubglub> Get me out of here NOW!

B: Hold up, man, I patcheZ the holeZ here. Rikijo gonna hand joo da
poop-stick to hold onto! Never fearz! Damn, my poop-stick is a LIFE
SAVER!

M: <grubglubglub> I don't want that filthy stick!

R: WHOA! Dats a real gator!

M: GIMME THE POOPSTICK! HURRY! I NEED THE POOPSTICK NOW!!




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