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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 32
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Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 17:11:08 +1000
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R: Yo. Ah needs to talk to yoo, Martin. NOW.

M: Ray, I'm busy. I have to post more contacts for LE in Wisconsin.

G: Why don't you just call LE yourself?

M: Never! Little people make phone calls. Not the King.

G: <shakes head> In the time it takes to look up the number in
Infospace, type it and post it, you could have made those calls. IF
you were--

M: Spankee, shut up. Gotta talk to the Jedi now. <closes door on own
ass> Ouch! Moth-er-FUCK that hurts!

R: Ah be waitin'.

M: Yes, yes. What is it, Ray?

R: 'Bout mah new ISP.

M: <nervous glance around area> Not so loud, we don't want everybody
on our shit before the deal is sealed.

R: Yoo seal it, mofo.

M: How can I do that?

R: Yo, the Jedi don' know HOW, jest knows yoo best make it HAPPEN,
bro. You done promised you back mah very own ISP and Ah gots everyfing
but sum cash fo the ac-shu-ell trans0laction.

M: How much is this going to cost?

R: Dunno. Yoo gots to have a lett-eh o credit o sum shit before the
comp-trollah even disgust it.

M: Discuss it.

R: Lardass, the Jedi ben disgustin' it! I spent mos' all this week
settin' up MY ISP, Rikijo's ISP an---

M: Wait a second. You mean a domain, right? A vanity domain?

R: No, ch0ad-smoker. A REAL inta-net service providah.

M: Ho shit! That costs some real money, man.

R: Yoo pays sum real money, then. Cuz whatevah it takes, yoo gon' come
through.

M: Ray, the legal ramifica-

R: Ah give yoo sum-thin to ram, fat bastard.

M: I didn't say I wouldn't do it. Just chill. But you have to have a
legal advisor for a real ISP and I don't know what kind of attorney is
going to back a cracker. That's all.

R: Fuck JOO! I is da Jedi of Ro0t, not sum fucking craxor! Damn well
shudda knowed you try to weasel out - jest like yoo do on dat Ossifer
shit.

M: Let's not talk about that. I never actually said I didn't do it.
Like I said, it really doesn't matter.

R: Yoo gonna set up mah ISP. Routing, technical shit, AND the money.
Cuz if yoo try to run from the Jedi---

M: No! Never! I'm a man of my word.

R: <snort> Yo, I knows dat. Dat be the problem.

M: <heaves tremendous sigh> Ray, get the ISP in Canada on the phone
for me. I'll talk to their accounting, get an estimate.

R: <preens> I jest KNOWs I gonna have it!

M: <exhales heavily> Call the provider, like I said.

R: Yo, fuckface. Jason be yo fone boy. Get HIM to make yo calls. Yoo
jest let me know when mah ISP ben set up and paid for. Cuz yoo know
what gonna happen if you DON'T.

M: <fighting tears> Yes. I know. I know what will happen.

R: pHanks, man!



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pH1