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From: pHant <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious
Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 33
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Date: Sat, 03 Mar 2001 14:23:50 +1000
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M: <telephone conversational ability impeded by Krispy Kremes lodged
in both cheeks> Sisssss-co wy-wing! Need ess-tmat!

R: <dancing to "Ghetto Superstar">: I jest KNOWS I gonna have mah own
ISP! Rikijo.Internet, ISP to the STAHs!!

M: <glugarubglug> Howzat?

R: Jest like my momma always say, "Rikijo, YOO is speshull! YOO is a
STAH!" <preens> Thass right, Momma! Fuckin A - scuze me! Yo boy is da
brightes' stah in the heav'ns!!

M: <slams phone receiver on desk>: Raymond! We have a <burp> problem
or two to discuss.

R: EE-yo, man, don' joo be thinkin' bout pissin' on Riki's flood -
erm, parade. Muhahahahahahahaha!!! The flood be startin' soon's we
open up da biz-ness and Ah kin SUPA-cede, CANcel, fo'ge da trollum--

M: No, Ray, you can't do that kind of shit. No reputable servers will
peer with you.

R: The Jedi dun bin peein' all by hisself since da age o' seven. Don'
need no server to pee WIT me!

M: What I meant to say <burp> is that you have to do things the right
way, have terms of service agreements for your users and <gulp> . . .
Users. Who uh - oh shit - who are the users?

R: Mah CREW, muthafucka! Ev'ry MALISH-USH hax0r and crax0r I knows,
peeps wit da advancement technicah 'bilities to run bots, write
scripts an' codes to fux0r up da trolls systems--

M: Enough. I get the picture. What you want is an abuse factory.

R: Yo, don' be tryin' dat white hat ack wit the Jedi. Yoo done tole me
bout unclean hands prince-ables and YO hands iz filt-y.

M: Like I always say, that really doesn't matter. What does matter is
that there's NO PROOF. So if you're planning to use this ISP for
abuse, then there's only one option.

R: Man, Ah KNOWS dat. We jest won't keep no logs. An' no logs - no
proof!

M: No, Ray. You have to have logs. <reptilian eyes swivel, search and
locate empty donut box> But we'll need to get some liability insurance
and make sure we have an airtight policy so no one can make any kind
of false damage claims, for one thing.

R: Show-ance! Yo! Da Emp, he give da Jedi sum kinda show-ance like dat
if I axe him all po-lite and shit.

M: Hayes won't give you insurance. No one else will, either. And that
means when you start abusing the internet, canceling, superceding,
running bots and scripts -- oh fuck. Do you KNOW what that means,
Raymond?

R: Sho DO. <waves empty donut box at -M and smiles as -M begins to
drool> Means YOO gots to EAT IT!! So get mah ISP set up, man, cause da
Jedi gettin' tired o' yo DEtail shit!




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pH1