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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 35
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Date: Sun, 04 Mar 2001 17:09:03 +1000
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ZKittrie: So, what's new?

Spooge: Holy FUCK!!!You will NOT believe this about that FUCKWAD
convict Jason Gortician! Wait until I tell you --

Z: Good or bad?

S: BAD! Very FUCKING bad!!! The WORST possible kind of FUCKING bad!

Z: Is he all right? Did he get hurt? Does he need help?

S: Bwa ha ha ha ha!!1!!! He's FUCKING SPANKED --

Z: Spanked. So he's OK. He's not hurt then?

S: What the fuck? You ought to hear the shit he says about JOO! Calls
you a whore, a bitch, a stalker --

Z: So? Does it hurt me financially, emotionally or physically? Does
it change my life in any way? He is okay, right? You didn't hurt
him?

S: You don't fucking GET it, Z. FUCK!!1! He--

Z: No, YOU don't get it. <laughs> I'm not gonna lose any sleep over
whether or not he thinks I'm a bitch. He wouldn't think that if you
and Cujo didn't pick on him so.

S: You think this is fucking FUNNY? Do ya know what the fuck he did?

Z: Couldn't care less. It's funny, alright. How would he know
if I'm a whore or not?

S: Well, how the FUCK would I know?!

Z: Shut up! You probably told him things you shouldn't have.

S: Pardon fucking me, Z. I didn't tell that convict any personal
stuff.

Z: You better not. If you do, I have enough dirt on you to--

S: Z! Shit!!1!! Your secrets are safe with me. I'm not gonna let it
fucking slip that you have that PMS shit 30 days out of the month and
cybered with--

Z: Enough already, Officer of the Court <snickers> You may tell me
about this earth-shaking spnak, since you're going to anyway.

S: Well, you ought to see his fucking picture from the AOHell website.
Bwa ha ha ha ha!1!!!! LOL!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cujo: Only a loser junkie would have a website on AOL.

S: No shit, dude. Anyway, I been skullfucking him for almost two weeks
now and - get this shit LOL!!1!! Bwahahaha!!!1! - he started following
up to himSELF and --

Z: You two leave Jason alone. He's very sensitive. And he writes
beautifully. <sighs> Where's this picture? <blushes>

C: He's fugly as HELL.

Z: He has the soul of a poet.

<S and C fall out laffing on floor>

Z: If you don't see it, you just don't. Makes no nevermind to me, and
probably not to Jason, either. He's a sensitive person. Too deep for
your shallow asses to comprehend. You are both so COMMON.

C: Tell ya what, bimbo. Bend over and I'll kick your ass free of
charge. You won't have to wait for Jason to do it again. Then you can
feel all validated and go hug a tree or somethin'.

S: Bwahahahahahahaha!!3!!! LOL!!4!!

Z: I'm gonna go find Hatter. He makes more sense than you guys.

S: Z, ya gotta admit - just among your friends - that I'm a
better fuckin' writer than Jason da SPNAKED. Fer fucks sake.

Z: Nope. And he's been PUBLISHED!

C: He posts one lame line on follow-ups. He NEVER snips. <spit> And
that AOL website, fuck. How low can you go?

S: This really fuckin' hurts, Z. I thought you were my fucking friend.

Z: I am your friend. But I'm not gonna lie - NOBODY is Jason Gortician
but Jason Gortician. And you two assholes just don't measure up. Now.
Can we talk about something else?

S: Ya know I'm a better writer, you're just too stubborn to fuckin'
admit it.

C: She's a bottle blonde bimbo beneath those brains.

S: Bwahahahahahaha!!5!!!!5!!!!!

Z: I wanted the Fucking Pigs and the Death Metal Music Association
side by side. Well, I got the Pigs. Now if it takes me the rest of my
life, I WILL have Gortician, too. <flounces off, peers over shoulder>
Stay right where you are, jealous wannabee stalkers!


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pH1