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From: pHant <[email protected]>
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Subject: Sn1ffed Chat Log 37
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Date: Sun, 04 Mar 2001 18:23:22 +1000
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BuZZard: <sings scales while holding poop-stick as microphone>
ZZZZooooooooooooo!!! Vinny, joo gotz any requeztz for the BuZZ this
mornin'?

Vinny: Yeah, man, sing that song like the Soap-ranos!

M: Oh, fuck. Do I gotta listen to this opera?

R: Yo. Shut ya pie-hole, RACIST! We be talkin' jest like ah-ways and
yoo got da balls -- or the STUPIDITY -- to mock our ethnic
origin-anics! Yoo fuckin' bloo-blood benjamin! Go pahhhhk da caaaaahhh
in da yaaaahd! <laughs uncontrollably> Whoa! Dun fo-got, yoo spose to
be on da boat!

B: ShiZZit, Rikijo! The BuZZard can' be singing dis bee-yoo-tee-full
song fo' Vinny if joo gonna clown!

V: Hey, Buzz, sing that song about me gettin' copped, huh?

B: Zo, sho thang.

"Joo woke up dis morning
Got yo-zelf a TOS
Mama alwayz zed joo be
Vinny da Idiot
She zed: Joo one in a million
Joo gotz to burn to shine,
But joo wuz born under a bad sign,
With da scifoso in joo eyes."

M: I'm gonna puke.

V: <tears up> Go on, Buzz. That's my favorite song!

R: Martin. How bout I shoves a leg o lamb up yo snout? Shut the fuck
up, racist.

B: <sings a capella>

"Joo woke up dis morning
All the postz wuz gone,
Yo ISP dun tole joo
Boy, that shiZZit WRONG!

But joo lookin good, Vinny
The BuZZ know joo feel jus' fine
No shame 'bout it
Born under a bad sign
Wit da scifoso in joo eyes."

V: <claps hands in delight> Hey, man, wave the poop-stick -- I mean,
the mic -- over my way! I'll sing with you!

B: Ya, a duet <passes poop-stick over slightly>

V: A duet? No, not a fight. A singalong.

M: Duel?

R: Fuck, yo sho is DUMB. Dat be a ole scifi movie. Now go fo it, make
sum racist ree-mark bout Martians on da Dune!

B & V: Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

"Yo, we woke up dis morning
No posts to be found
Ain't been the same
Since dat throw-away went down"

B:
"But joo's one in a million
Joo got that netcopped shine.
Born under a bad sign,
Wit da scifoso in joo eyes.

M: Who the fuck is THAT?

R: He in a suit. Cain't be nuthin' good.

ISP: Afternoon, gentlemen. Mind if I join you? Good.

"When he woke up that morning
the account he trashed was gone.
By half past ten his phone was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from his head down to his toes,
like a voice telling him what any fool would know.

Last week he was flying but today he's so low
- ain't it times like these that make you wonder if
an idiot will ever know
the meaning of rules as they appear to the others;
dial-ups, cables, DSL, all other users -
Don’t you wish you could function,
wish you didn't think beyond the next post
and the next little cancel?

Well you make up your mind to go on,
'cos when you woke up that morning
Your ISP was gone."

V: <beams with pride>

"When I woke up this morning,
When I woke up this morning,
When I woke up this morning,
Mama said Vinny's the Idiot One."

B: Zo true, it makez the BuZZ feel like cryin' a happy tear.

V: Don't cry, man. I asked for it. I fuckin' begged for it, truth be
told.

ISP: On that, we can agree.

M: Say, you got any connections, man? You know anybody who can UDP a
usenet group?

ISP: Sorry. I don't know any censors or hypocrites. Keep trying in
NANAP, though. It's good for a laugh after work.

R: Work?

V: Work?

B: Zat? Work?

M: It's what this singing dicknose does at night. Unless - hey, man.
You aren't abusing the internet from work, are you? Even once in a
while?


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pH1